Och aye the NO!!!!

God, supporting Scotland must be harder than supporting Wales. These pale, porridge snorting, skirt wearers of the frozen north boast probably the best place to watch rugby in the world (Edinburgh pubs not Murrayfield) and a vast beautiful country but unfortunately its populated with obnoxious football supporters who like all other one-eyed football supporters are complete unashamed knobbers. Of course their rugby fans are amongst the best and the loyalist and by-fuck they need to be.











Above - They'll rip your fuckin heed aff!! Could these two freaks be the answer to Scotlands 9 and 10 problems

They promise so much, especially after their win against South Africa and a barn storming match against the French and then served up more crap then would appear in a book called ‘my sporting life by Ski Barr’ against Wales. They were dreadful. They could not have been any worse if they had selected the Krankies as half backs.

Actually watching Scotland in the last 2 games of the championship has been akin to laying my splayed hand on an anvil and then smacking fuck out if it with a hammer.

A hell of an improvement against Ireland but they still couldn’t win and that was at home. They just need some stability in positions and for their players to give a 90-100% performance every time they go on the field which they do not do now. Every time Dan Parks has a good game I would give him….i don’t know……a box of Roses and a cheap bottle of Cava but every time he had a bad one I would give him such a fucking sidekick into his nads which may level out his ‘playing like a cock’. As I have said they may have some worries against Italy but they really should put them away and although they are a class below the English, they may have a performance left in them. Remember the last time Scotland beat England in HQ I was 10 and Andy Nunn was 53. Can they do it? Andy Robinson deserves something!