Above: Phantom 'love bite! love bite! love bite!'The next prediction is from someone who is from over the other side of the Dyke but has been exiled on this side of it.
hmm talking about lesbians - when i was a teenager i thought that Lesbians were just really really hot women who loved getting off with each other and loved men watching them do it even more especially when the man joined in - fuck, the Army really did sort out that misconception.
Below: Lesbians on Goodwick beach in West Wales 'Neetu chandra' is Lesbianese for 'where is the ice cream van?'
The phantom of the Opera (why? Because he hangs around theatres in the back ground a lot) gives his predictions
Very generous about the England game. I thought it was dire. Happy with two points but if we play like that in Ireland we’ll probably only just win! (JOKE).
Ok I’ve been pretty bad at predictions so far but I have got all England wins right! Here goes:
Scotland 12 v Italy 17
Ireland 15 v England 18
France 25 v Wales 16
Philosophy:
Scotland despite showing England up today have played the worst rugby of the 6 Nations. Italy will hopefully have the momentum to take out the jocks. After all they could so easily be going for their 4th win out of five on performances so far.
England were shit on sunday...I mean really shit and if they play like that on Saturday Ireland will definitely win. HOWEVER I’m being optimistic and suggest Lawes and Croft to start, a real focus and a well due win over the Papists! I think they can do it.
France were unbelievably bad against Italy. If they have a modicum of pride they will come out raging against Wales and will be too strong to live with. If however they play like they did on saturday they will struggle. I do think that the French will perform as they can and will be in "wounded animal" mode to quote a popular cliché.
Overall I think looking on to the world cup the big three will be pissing themselves at how shit the N Hem are in comparison....
I haven't got a fucking clue how to post onto blog so this is my piece.
Toodle pip old bean.
Very generous about the England game. I thought it was dire. Happy with two points but if we play like that in Ireland we’ll probably only just win! (JOKE).
Ok I’ve been pretty bad at predictions so far but I have got all England wins right! Here goes:
Scotland 12 v Italy 17
Ireland 15 v England 18
France 25 v Wales 16
Philosophy:
Scotland despite showing England up today have played the worst rugby of the 6 Nations. Italy will hopefully have the momentum to take out the jocks. After all they could so easily be going for their 4th win out of five on performances so far.
England were shit on sunday...I mean really shit and if they play like that on Saturday Ireland will definitely win. HOWEVER I’m being optimistic and suggest Lawes and Croft to start, a real focus and a well due win over the Papists! I think they can do it.
France were unbelievably bad against Italy. If they have a modicum of pride they will come out raging against Wales and will be too strong to live with. If however they play like they did on saturday they will struggle. I do think that the French will perform as they can and will be in "wounded animal" mode to quote a popular cliché.
Overall I think looking on to the world cup the big three will be pissing themselves at how shit the N Hem are in comparison....
I haven't got a fucking clue how to post onto blog so this is my piece.
Toodle pip old bean.
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