Gatland more annoying than Ski??

Above: Rugby supporters from North Wales 'Fuck faster broadband what the hell's a wheel'?

The Welsh team have dug in, looked hard at themselves and their team, concentrated and worked to their utmost ability to produce some of the most debilitating moments of dull, grey mediocrity in the last few weeks.
I do not give a flying fuck if you think I am biased by saying that we have some amazing individuals in the Welsh squad but as a team we are as much use as Big Will at a posh meal. It doesn’t help that every time we play someone Gatland attacks them a week before singling out people to make sure they up their game against us.

Press conference

Press – So Warren, its Ireland out next, some great players and you’ve had some hard games against them – what are your feelings on the next match

Any other International coach – Well Ireland are a first class side and we are going to have to up our game. It does not mean we fear them, we think we have the players to win but it does mean we respect them and what they can do as individuals and as a team

Gatland – those Pikey fuckers haven’t a hope. They are shit and we are fucking ace. If I was to single out anybody for being shit it would be Brian O Driscoll, he’s not going to play well because like I said he is completely shit. I would also like to single out Ronan O Gara for being crap at drop goals – there is no way in the world he could score more than 3 in a game and if he cant then he is a cock. The pack are fat and never win lineouts or scrums, where they actually cheat while the backs are a punch of fat slow puffs who will never win………..

Above: Swansea girls dressed up to the nines on a night out during the recent cold snap

Anyhoo back to the team. I thought they played ok against England where the best team won….sigh. Ironically we played worse against Scotland and tumfed them and again we saw Wales do what they always do. If they go more than 15 points ahead they start thinking of what time they are out clubbing or in this modern era, eating chicken and rice. If England or the All Blacks had had that dominance in a rugby match they would have won 64-6 not 24-6. As for Italy well we did well to win against a good Italian team. I still think we were village though.

Positives have been Ryan Jones who has been playing well and I thought Jonathan Davies has been a find. Shane Williams is A-flipping-mazing, I don’t think I have to add more on that wizard, I’d probably finger him if I met him.
Mike Phillips has been a worry, I’ve seen Fuzzy demolish a lasagne faster than he can pass the ball from the back of the scrum. He is also very angry all the time and probably needs a damn good wank.

We have Ireland and France for the last 2 games and the problem is that you don’t know what you’re going to get. Yes Wales could beat Ireland at home and have a good record in Paris but if they continue in the same vein they will get a bumming only Lloydy or Ches with their enormous willies could muster……………………