hmm i'll have the deep fried mars bar with a lovely glass of chianti please

Above - as well as arse touching, shit driving perverts, the Italians are famous for the export of wine and fast cars

Well it didn’t take mystic Meg or some genius for the BBC to work out the Scotland Italy game would for the bottom place and therefore get it out the way. They have competed for it so many times they actually think it’s an Italy/Scotland trophy. However I am going to stick my neck out here and say it’s going to be an absolute humdinger of a match.

Below: Tramps, the biggest growth industry in Scotland and with deep fried anything and Taggart, its biggest export

Both teams pulled up their collective socks and decided not to play like huge Joeys last weekend. If I am going to be honest I still have a little bit of a semi on about the Italian result. It was also nice to see Shrek’s twin brother Nick Mallet give a winning interview for a change. Scotland must be a little irked that they produced their best display against the best side and away from home but maybe they should stop being irked and be a little embarrassed the stupid porridge jockeys. The problem that both these teams have is that they have a small number of players and professional teams to choose from and until you sort that out, success or some sort of levelling out of performance will not follow.

Its at home and Scotland have got the players to win this game but if you look at the both sides and consider private battles such as Castrogiavanni and any of the Scottish props, or Parrise and Brown, Masi and Paterson then the Scots should worry but they have the giraffe like man in the second row and I think Lamont and Ansbro who must be the darkest man in Scotland are class players – are they lifting play or are they being dragged down to the teams level.

Scotland if they shake their malaise and win by 12