Gladys from Pontypool shows her happiness that the boys are coming on tour. Samantha an exotic dancer originally from the Rhondda said "i fuckin does do love it when the chickens do come on tour, they are lush...last time i met Les Battersby and he signed my tits....."Well all I can say is sorry, the coop needed a bally good clean out and now we are back and what a glorious thing to blog about as the new starter – Pub Golf.
This year after various bids from Swansea from Belly and Bristol from Taz the winner, surprisingly for the Rooster was Pontypool. Gritty shit hole springs to mind but I have to respect the bid from Big Will which was the most popular. So its Pontypool followed by a soiree in Cardiff. Many of you boys are on holiday and have sent their apologies, Big Jim and the Pest are away among others. Some of you have other things on like lifeboat drills hence Champagne Ron’s absence. The Swansea Lovechickens have the best excuse, they are participating (running it if I know Belly) in the Gower Run and the Lovechickens wish them well. As for the other showers of shit who have shit excuses – buck up. Its one day and its not too expensive. Big Will will be personally aggrieved if you don’t make it. The winners of ‘Caerleon 2006’, Big Will and Ches are returning to defend their crown. Also confirmed are the boys who got through it Fergatron, Blue, Unibrow, Mike and Sam. Blue is hoping to beat his record of losing consciousness before dusk and Mike is going to get thrown out of the same place twice.
This will be the first Grand prix pub golf competition with an official Fishguard team competing, headed up by trusty plasterer Rob Thomas, However, he has not confirmed who he is bringing although initial reports are that it might be 10foot wide Gar San Francisco and drop short Pello.
One of the early shakers and movers to take the crown is social hand grenade Taz Stone, this grizzled and proud Englishman is also odds on to be the first to cry or fight or get thrown out or all three. At the moment he is the only Saxon to confirm. Come on you evil imperial pig dogs where is your back bone?
Professional cow milker and wielder of the golden alcathene Pete Dev has also confirmed he will competing in his first Grand Prix but is a veteran of the old 18 hole sessions.
So I will give regular updates on this blog on upcoming sessions and news in the Lovechickens. We have over a hundred members now and we also need to know whos coming to the big smoke on tour next year. So keep checking the blog – I will be doing fact files pretty soon and asking ‘friends’ to make comments.
Regards
The Rooster
This year after various bids from Swansea from Belly and Bristol from Taz the winner, surprisingly for the Rooster was Pontypool. Gritty shit hole springs to mind but I have to respect the bid from Big Will which was the most popular. So its Pontypool followed by a soiree in Cardiff. Many of you boys are on holiday and have sent their apologies, Big Jim and the Pest are away among others. Some of you have other things on like lifeboat drills hence Champagne Ron’s absence. The Swansea Lovechickens have the best excuse, they are participating (running it if I know Belly) in the Gower Run and the Lovechickens wish them well. As for the other showers of shit who have shit excuses – buck up. Its one day and its not too expensive. Big Will will be personally aggrieved if you don’t make it. The winners of ‘Caerleon 2006’, Big Will and Ches are returning to defend their crown. Also confirmed are the boys who got through it Fergatron, Blue, Unibrow, Mike and Sam. Blue is hoping to beat his record of losing consciousness before dusk and Mike is going to get thrown out of the same place twice.
This will be the first Grand prix pub golf competition with an official Fishguard team competing, headed up by trusty plasterer Rob Thomas, However, he has not confirmed who he is bringing although initial reports are that it might be 10foot wide Gar San Francisco and drop short Pello.
One of the early shakers and movers to take the crown is social hand grenade Taz Stone, this grizzled and proud Englishman is also odds on to be the first to cry or fight or get thrown out or all three. At the moment he is the only Saxon to confirm. Come on you evil imperial pig dogs where is your back bone?
Professional cow milker and wielder of the golden alcathene Pete Dev has also confirmed he will competing in his first Grand Prix but is a veteran of the old 18 hole sessions.
So I will give regular updates on this blog on upcoming sessions and news in the Lovechickens. We have over a hundred members now and we also need to know whos coming to the big smoke on tour next year. So keep checking the blog – I will be doing fact files pretty soon and asking ‘friends’ to make comments.
Regards
The Rooster
PS doddering octogenarian Nunny has just confirmed…well saying that it was a phone call from ‘Greenglades’ retirement home telling the Coop that he has pissed three beds and will be made to go on pub golf on the 28th to stop him groping the Granny fanny
