Monday, March 19, 2012

transcript from Saturdays rugby coverage


Above: 'What do you mean how influential was Jonny Wilkinson to todays win? - I am a fucking Olympic rower you twat!'
Hi welcome to BBC sport I am John Inverdale – you may think that it’s a day for a possible Grand slam for Wales but…
Above: John Inverdale: 'Why are you booing? If you think nicking this is bad you should see my collection of some of his old wank socks'
If Wales lose by loads and loads of points and England win by loads and loads of points. If Owen Farrell scores twenty tries and Dan Cole drops 20 drop goals. If all the planets are in the phase of Pisces and the tarot cards and runes are in the ascendancy. If more than 2 of the Welsh pack are
Librans and the English have one left hander in the backs. If Sam Warburton’s mother has a lilac car won during the game show 3-2-1 with Ted Rodgers and Dusty Bin then England will win the 6 nations and wont that be amazing – now lets watch Wales versus (shuffles papers……looks confused….France!.. they’re playing France..great ..anyway watch this and then we can really look forward to the final game which is so important……
Below: John Inverdale 'so how important is Jonny Wilkinson to the black community?'

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