no - i would love to spend another £80 on a new rugby shirt - honestly!

England have decided to play their opening match of the World cup in black. What a complete loads of tossers – not the English rugby team but the powers that be who are determined to strangle even more money out of the rugby supporting community. What the fuck has black got to do with England? Why go to the all black hosted world cup and wear the same top as the hosts – its not going to make you play like them you idiots. Watching the English rugby team come on the pitch resplendent in white must be such an amazing feeling for any English rugby supporter, any English kid who isn’t a giant twat looks forward to the day when they can put on the white shirt of their country.

Above - Black...no not Colin Charvis but his bloody shirt

The WRU are of course worse and would actually put the Welsh team in English rugby replica tops if it meant getting more money out us. While I decry the English move to black for one game the Welsh team have ran out in virtually all the Dulex paint colour range in the past few years. These include Black, greyish black, some colour that looked like you had a shite washing machine that couldn’t do whites properly so came out gray, Yellow…..FUCKING YELLOW? They claim it was gold but it was fucking yellow. Wales’ colours are red unless at home when we are playing someone like the Canadians and therefore because rugby is a sport of gentlemen and manners the HOME team changes and therefore Wales runs out in green – that’s it - as black people say in the USA – end of.

Below: The 1990's - proof that those robbing fucks at the WRU will try anything to sell kitsas Nigel walker, Mikey Rayer and Ieuan Evans try on the new options.