That Saturday by the largest man in Essex

I have been on some benders in my 35 years on this ball of rock hurtling around the cosmos but none like the one i've just recovered from. It only took 4 days but i think i'm starting to feel somewhat normal or what i feel is nomal for my life.

Let me start off by saying that i feel absolutly honoured to finally won my first cap as a Love Chicken i've been looking forward to it since i missed the Bath Spa 7's tour which took place too soon after Thug's stagg doo, then came Thug's wedding. I think Thug's stagg doo was a glimpse at what a LC tour was like but on a smaller level so needless to say i was some what shocked when myself and thug climbed in through the window of the newport uni bar and saw what we both thought was two teams enjoying a bevy together. Oh how wrong we were because the 40 or so blokes having a laugh and a beer wern't two teams oh no they were one team and only one for they were all LOVE CHICKENS all 40 or so.

As this was was my first cap i was some what nervous all these new faces, but thats one of the best things about being a lc as soon as they see the tye or they know your one of them the Love Chickens treat u as though they've known you for years, and so that was the start of a fantastic day a day of drinking a day of singing a day of drinking things that really shouldn't be drunk and i think everyone who was on the coach knows what i'm on about...enough said. In fact the only spoiler was not actually playing those Newport boys which i feel i have to say was a real let down but hay that only left more time for downing some ale, chinwagging and watching the game on t.v. I also have to say Kiwi's was an eye opener again, i can't believe so many people can get into such a small place but i think thats wha makes it good. Anyway in summary my first cap as a LC was something i will take fond memories from i will take them all the way back to the eastern shores of this fine and great land. So once again thanks to all the Love Chickens for making one of the newest members welcome CHEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!! LC84 BIG DAVE