bloody summer

Above: Boo summer! Isn't cricket and Baseball just Rounders for people who like statistics

I don’t know but as much as I love sunny weather, girls with hardly anything on and cider in beer gardens I just miss winter sports in the summer. I am not much of a kiss ball follower but I do like to see who has beaten who and also to see which one of these over paid over grown rapists has scored.

There is something very reassuring about reading soccer and rugby results in the Sunday papers or looking on tele text during the week. Summer just means cricket and even if you actually follow a team you don’t really give a flying fuck about any of the others. When it comes to rugby it means sending a depleted Welsh team down to the southern hemisphere where we play a team that we can’t beat with a full team in front of a full house at home. We get fucking tumfed. We come back and say we have learnt a lot, just in time to be bummed by the same team in the autumn.

Above: Yay summer! Scientific fact fm the Lovechickens school of birds and stuff says that women are more likely to get off with you if you are blind drunk, slightly over weight and continuously show off your arse

I am sure I have already said this but coach after coach believes that us playing the top sides month after month and year after year will mean that we will get better and have a better chance of beating them – well I say how long until we do? We have only beaten the All blacks 3 times in our history and that was when we played them every few years – where is the proof? Also by the time we actually beat them – no one will actually give a fuck the way the sport in Wales is haemorrhaging supporters.

Above: Boo summer. It is big but probably not clever - Is she washing that 4 x 4 or making it softer so she can eat it

This summer we have the warm ups and another chance to see the best Welsh teams get absolutely tuned by a second string English team. The bad news is this year they will be able to do it twice. I don’t know what happens to us with World cup warm ups and England – they just seem hungrier than us to win.

Ah well at least with all these warm ups like Wales England, Canada Russia, USA Tonga and the annual yawn fest that is the tri-nations where Australia, New Zealand and South Africa play each other twice a day for 7 weeks, home and away and also in Hong Kong, Dubai, Mongolia and Sunderland, we will have something to look at on teletext. Not long til I start my World cup guide and remember you can always contribute to the blog unless you’re shit at writing or disagree with things I say…only joking (my writing is crayonesque and I don’t always agree with myself)….get in touch if you do. So until next time – fuck off x