With 2 weeks to go we have at least 16 competitors in the mix for Pontypool 2007. Big Will has fixed, what I have heard is a…um……a…..very challenging course. The big news and I mean big news is that we have a competitor who I believe is a challenger whos pedigree is second to none. Gar San Francisco from Fishguard is someone I believe will challenge Big Will and Ches and even has the power to bring the Pub golf Cup to West Wales. There is a lot of speculation that because of big Jas and Taz that the cup may end up over Offa’s dyke, but with the big three I have already mentioned, that will be a task in itself. What may happen is if there is a draw for first place we will enter the winners into a sudden death round called emotional stability where Taz will royally fuck up, cry and come last.
So far there hasn’t been any definates for teams but I have heard that Ches and Beechy will be combining for the doubles, whilst Ferg has invited Pete the meat or the Kaanht to partner him. The obvious duo will be Lightning Rob Thomas and Gar San Francisco who will join forces to become the ‘Fishguard Plasterers’.
More news as it comes in
Most likelies
Most likely not to make it to any pub in Cardiff
Blue
Most likely to spu
Ferg
Most likely to get hit by a tennis ball and cry
Sam
Most likely to talk about the rise of Llanhilleth as a dominant force in division 5 east
Mike
Most likely to get female attention and having fucking no clue what to do with it
Rhys bach
Most likely to know what to do with all the female attention Rhys bach is having and mither the fuck out of them until they relent
Carlt
First person not to get served because too pissed
Blue or Morg
Most likely to eat first
Morg
Most likely to fall asleep standing up
Morg
Most likely to be set on fire
Morg
Most likely to not notice a comedy penis has been drawn on his face
Morg
more to come again - regards and have a nice weekend
The Rooster
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