Mmmmmm yum yum humble pie! Yes having thought the English would be made to look like chimps last Sunday, they performed and delivered the goods. I thought the French were beyond shit but the Saxons played the team in front of them and took their chances well. The 2 fly halves were great and I thought Catt was awesome. I have to say that his after game interview was one, if not the, best I have heard.
Wales on the other hand were clueless, Italy played with passion, guile and were great around the breakdown. Credit where its due, at least we went for the win rather than settling for the draw. The decision by the referee was absolutely fucking atrocious, I hope his Welsh missus is screeching at him now and making his life a misery.
I for one enjoyed the Scotland/Ireland match. John Inverdale whinged like fuck that it was a shit game and hoped the others would be better. Just because it wasn’t free flowing rugby doesn’t make it shit. If I want to watch sevens I would watch it. Sometimes you appreciate the grind of a forward orientated game, the intensity of rugby played in shit conditions and the tightness and excitement of an error strewn match. ahh the romance…. O ‘ Gara has played a fantastic six nations and I would put him in a Lions test team if there was a game tomorrow. The Irish must be kicking themselves that they didn’t shut out France.
So super Saturday is upon us and while I am expecting a small number of chickens down (about 20 – still not bad), I am still so excited I feel like weeing myself in excitement. The games look like a forgone conclusion but with a 6 nations like the one we have had who would bet on that.
The Irish are probably the best side in the 6 nations but how will they deal with a record breaking Italian side in Rome. Yes, the Italians have been hit through injury and that dirty twat Burger master being suspended for a sly dig but as Scotland showed if you drag Ireland down to your level then you can compete.
Scotland showed some dog last week but lacked a bit of composure. However how they perform will depend on what French team turns up. God, I know that’s so clichéd but if you compare the French team against Wales or Italy with the one that ran around like headless chickens last week then you would agree with me!
After last week the English go into the Welsh game with their tails up and are sure to be favourites. Wales have limped through the tournament with flashes of excellence against the Irish and the French. Their performance against the Scots was in the top 5 shittest performances by a Welsh side in my life time. That maybe another blog though. I think England will love to play against a unconfident below par Wales but with Alfie back in the team, Wales will perform but will it be enough?
Because chief fuck pigs, Snakey and Ski are down I pray to the gods that we win because they are fuckers. I seem to recall the last time Wales played England at home and LOST. Snakey and Ski were ill because they had drunk too much on the Friday, the giant fanny farts. Big news is that Lovechicken chairman Rob Jones is flying over from the States. Rob actually believes that everybody is frozen in carbonite until he returns and then we are released to have fun for a weekend.
Scary news is that Fuzz and Big Will are out so. I love watching 2 huge units of giant demented lumpness clear a perimeter of about 20 metres in every pub its like having your own personal VIP area creators.
The tiny difference this year is that many of the chickens will not be in pub drinking at 12 this Saturday but on the terraces watching the Fergatron play for the National Assembly for Wales against the Houses of Parliament. Fergatrons international career was cruelly cut short because of a lack of talent but while he has shit legs he has a big heart and a great knack for sly punching (ask Tew). So fuck the jocks and the Irish come and see Fergatron………
The rooster has decided to name and shame the following with regards to the Three Peaks challenge:
Length – miserable sod with huge nostrils – get paying
Fat Mike – Fat lipped Jamie Oliver lookalike with a extensive knowledge of Tonyrefail plus other division 4 west Welsh rugby teams – get paying
Taz – oval social hand grenade who cant spell – get paying
so with the weekend in mind - Strongbow - its over to you
2 comments:
Still having a hard tinme with the ref's decison to tell Hook he had time if he kicked "right now". Still applaud the decison to go for the win, but was very disheartening to see Wales struggle. Kudos to Italia though - trhey played with passion and now the beleive. Not sure that they can handle Ireland, even at home, especially with O'gara playing as well as he is.
France was awful, and England had some absoultely spastic moments in the back line, but when it counted they produced and France proved to be true weenie wagging frogge piles of shit! I really thought they were a lock for the championship, but they proved to me that their win in Croate Park was a true gift from Irleand and undeserved. I loved Gearhty's play in the second half, and Catt eventually showed why he was selected. At the end of the day it was a desreved win for Englad.
Of course I am sure Ski and Snakey are now insuuferable. After this weekends expectecd spanking of Wales, they will be even more so.
I am glad that the Chariman will NOT be spedning the fnal weekend of the Championship with his spousal unit. A few more of those and his nuts will have offically be donated to science - better that Big Will look after him.
I will be watching the matches in the Queen Mary Pub, having a breakfast pint of babycham in Ferg's honor and then proceeding to the beach in a complete fog afterwards.
Still having a hard time with the ref's decison to tell Hook he had time if he kicked "right now". Still applaud the decison to go for the win, but was very disheartening to see Wales struggle. Kudos to Italia though - they played with passion and now they beleive. Not sure that they can handle Ireland, even at home, especially with O'Gara playing as well as he is, but you never know.
France was awful, and England had some absoultely spastic moments in the back line, but when it counted they produced and France proved to be true weenie wagging froggy piles of shit! I really thought they were a lock for the championship, but they proved to me that their win in Croate Park was a true gift from Irleand and undeserved. I loved Gearhty's play in the second half, and Catt eventually showed why he was selected. At the end of the day it was a desreved win for England.
Of course I am sure Ski and Snakey are now insuuferable. After this weekends expectecd spanking of Wales, they will be even more so.
I am glad that the Chairman will NOT be spending the fnal weekend of the Championship with his spousal unit. A few more of those and his nuts will have offically be donated to science as he is escorted to the looney bin - better that Big Will look after him.
I will be watching the matches in the Queen Mary Pub, having a breakfast pint of babycham in Ferg's honor and then proceeding to the beach in a complete fog afterwards.
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