Above: Is Chris Ashton a Capricorn? No he's a twatnow that the Rooster has asked for just predictions rather than scores - Mystic Megs everywhere have been sending in their musings - some have gone a little further showing nostradamic details - i have included a few here.
The first is from fireman Rhys Bach. This bloke was bitten by a radioactive handsome person as a child and turned into a super handsome being with a body that wouldnt look out of place in a hollyoaks calendar - unfortunately he abused these powers and used them for evil by not trying to get off with every bird in the world and shagging loads of them. People got pissed off with Barry John for retiring at 27 but the world....well the female world is a sadder place without Rhys' willy not in it.
predictions
France v Italy
This will be close.i think France will have a bad start to tournament and pressure of being world cup finalists at home will crack them,and the Italians with Andreas from Uni in the crowd will take it right to the hilt.last 10 mins France will stretch the lead by a few scores and beat them with a decent margin but it will not reflect the game.
Scotland England.
Bored. England will win by putting Scotland and the crowd into a trance.
Ireland v Wales
Now we're talking. Ireland will not lose at home. BUT...they ate favourites and Wales make great underdogs,and on the back of their world cup,Wales will be victorious.i will actually predict a 17-12 score to Wales.only kicking can let Wales down.
France v Ireland
France win this one,but again,close game.irelands heads will drop.
Italy v England
England win,but close shave, 2-3 point margin
Wales v Scotland
Wales will have a confident win but won't play the best rugby,a wins a win.backs will slice through all the time.
The second prediction is from one of our old heroes of this blog - high pitched ginger lummocks Fuzzy. A person so ginger and so high pitched many people take him for a beautiful exotic bird. walks and sounds a bit like C3PO.
Here it is
Scotland v England – dirty haggis noshing, pro ginger, irn bru quaffing sweaties to hoodwink boring dwarf cannodling Saxons, exposing new management and new caps I’ve never heard of’s naiveté.
Ireland v Wales – big top victory. Peg peddling, small handed, caravan dwelling banshees will burst Wales’ bubble – if Wales were home or they could bring back Bob Norster to win some ball they might have scraped a win but there is bob hope of doing it out there without King Bob.
Italy v France – a cheese eating, other mans wife haranguing, horseshit smoking, winon peddling, soap dodging, bycicle riding, CV driving, port blockading victory. With the piglet now at the helm and his mental predecessor off the scene probably bathing in his own shit or something equally bizzare – its going to be a Cachu Pot grand slam year me thinks.
Anyhoo – I’m sure it will all be much fun – other than the fact that BBC have ruined it with its Sunday fixtures – fucking nonsense
The first is from fireman Rhys Bach. This bloke was bitten by a radioactive handsome person as a child and turned into a super handsome being with a body that wouldnt look out of place in a hollyoaks calendar - unfortunately he abused these powers and used them for evil by not trying to get off with every bird in the world and shagging loads of them. People got pissed off with Barry John for retiring at 27 but the world....well the female world is a sadder place without Rhys' willy not in it.
predictions
France v Italy
This will be close.i think France will have a bad start to tournament and pressure of being world cup finalists at home will crack them,and the Italians with Andreas from Uni in the crowd will take it right to the hilt.last 10 mins France will stretch the lead by a few scores and beat them with a decent margin but it will not reflect the game.
Scotland England.
Bored. England will win by putting Scotland and the crowd into a trance.
Ireland v Wales
Now we're talking. Ireland will not lose at home. BUT...they ate favourites and Wales make great underdogs,and on the back of their world cup,Wales will be victorious.i will actually predict a 17-12 score to Wales.only kicking can let Wales down.
France v Ireland
France win this one,but again,close game.irelands heads will drop.
Italy v England
England win,but close shave, 2-3 point margin
Wales v Scotland
Wales will have a confident win but won't play the best rugby,a wins a win.backs will slice through all the time.
The second prediction is from one of our old heroes of this blog - high pitched ginger lummocks Fuzzy. A person so ginger and so high pitched many people take him for a beautiful exotic bird. walks and sounds a bit like C3PO.
Here it is
Scotland v England – dirty haggis noshing, pro ginger, irn bru quaffing sweaties to hoodwink boring dwarf cannodling Saxons, exposing new management and new caps I’ve never heard of’s naiveté.
Ireland v Wales – big top victory. Peg peddling, small handed, caravan dwelling banshees will burst Wales’ bubble – if Wales were home or they could bring back Bob Norster to win some ball they might have scraped a win but there is bob hope of doing it out there without King Bob.
Italy v France – a cheese eating, other mans wife haranguing, horseshit smoking, winon peddling, soap dodging, bycicle riding, CV driving, port blockading victory. With the piglet now at the helm and his mental predecessor off the scene probably bathing in his own shit or something equally bizzare – its going to be a Cachu Pot grand slam year me thinks.
Anyhoo – I’m sure it will all be much fun – other than the fact that BBC have ruined it with its Sunday fixtures – fucking nonsense
5 comments:
I still can't work out this blog thing to be honest but here goes for the KOTG Predictions...
Butler will have been busy. I expect metaphor, drama, historical reference, hyperbole and square rimmed glasses. And a nice coat and scarf combo. Oh, and misty breath, definitely misty breath. We've had misty forest and muddy playing field, so I think EB is going to be waxing lyrical from a frozen duck pond using a bemused swan to illustrate something vague about serenity on the surface and power beneath. And how to live on Mighty White. Right hand will gesticulate wildly, left hand will remain pocketed. Whole thing will end on a question mark and a raised eyebrow.
France to Beat Italy - it's swarthy stubble against stubble in the front row. With the Italian scrum in dissarray by the end of the first half, Castrogiovanni will not come out of the changing rooms and call his mother. The referee will bang on the door and say "For fuck's sake (catso) get back in the scrum, touch, hold and engage. The prop will claim that he fell on the drinks buggy and now he is locked in the loo but he hasn't actually abandoned the game.
Lievrement is still in denial and will be sporting a leather flying hat and leather gloves from the stands, accompanied by a shaggy dog sidekick.
Scotland v England - I've gone to the dentist with more enthusiasm than I have for this. Scotland to win 3-0 or something. The Beeb have promosed to show John Inverdale's mullet in 3D HD if the game becomes too turgid so look out for that.
The big one..ooh, who can tell? Is it just me or is Keith Earls actually shit, especially in defence? If Shane Williams is a pundit he won't be very good, that's nailed on. Really too close to call this one but i am going ot have to go with Ireland based on the regions, although if that was the case, Wales shoudl withdraw their International first XI.
France, Scotland and Ireland it is then
I HATE YOU BIASED WELSH CUNT TWAT BOLLOCK FUCKS!
isnt typing messages with caps lock on about the same sort of thing as writing letters to famous people in red crayon.....
hi I'm Esther rantson (see what i did there - rants...rants? anybody). The lovechickens have asked me to respond to the anonymous contributor on their behalf as they are very busy dealing with drinking and pumping and looking at that classic try from the 1973 barbarians NZ game or failing that a collage of pictures showing Derwyn Jones being dropped on his back by his own lifters or a video of Paul Ackford being tuned by that Argentinian. anyway what they asked us to say is grow up you hom and dont take things to heart - its only a game babe yeah? As for being bias what i say is get your red crayon out, write something down slagging off which ever team you want and send it in - if it isnt complete shit then we will put it up on the blog, your superior, Esther
Oh no, it's the annoying anonymouse...eek eek .
Good to see the sentiment of "hate" being brandished, sorry "HATE", being brandished about before a game has even started.
Go and watch kissball instead cocktoucher.
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